Thursday, October 23, 2008

Les Politics

Barack Obama: Good speaker, nice guy, probably not corrupt.

The whole 'terrorist' and Bill Ayers shit is the stupidest thing in the world. Bill Ayers was part of a RADICAL movement in the 60's (who the fuck wasn't) who BOMBED STATUES. STATUES. His group has never claimed to kill anyone's lives and now what's this 'terrorist' doing? He's an education reformer in Chicago. Not so many RPG's and IEDS there.

John McCain: Old school, more experience, more friends.

Not my choice, but seriously, he's not 'evil'. He's not corrupt. His wife looks like she's probably evil, but the dude used to be the Democrats BFF on the other side of the aisle until his OWN PARTY bitched at him so much he had to stop being our friend and speak out against us. He was awesome in 2000 and he's probably still more moderate than he'll let on now.


Sarah Palin: Dumb cunt. Not going to lie, I wouldn't trust her to teach my kids 6th grade history.

Executive experience? What, governing a state smaller than 17 US cities? Woooooooo! Mayor Bart Peterson of Indianapolis could be the next VP or possibly President under that line of thinking. She's not a good speaker, she seems like she's completely unaware of anything that people won't yell at her for not knowing and she was part of the AIP. Most people don't know what that is, but it's the ALASKAN INDEPENDENCE PARTY. She calls Obama a terrorist and non-patriotic in her own roundabout way and she DOESN'T WANT TO LIVE IN FUCKING AMERICA. Alaska as a country? I'd love to see that Civil War. Our Abrahm's tanks and Apache Helicopters versus their drunken oil rig workers and undernourished Polar Bears.

Joe Biden: Experience, intellectual, well connected.

He's what we've had for Presidents for the last 30 years or so. Nothing new, nothing special, but he probably wouldn't fuck up too hard. Nice dude, but he has no idea about intellectual property and new technology at all. John McCain has never sent an email and I'm betting Joe Biden thinks Youtube is code for a television.

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Barack Obama: Not a communist/terrorist.
John McCain: Not George W Bush.

Peope, don't be retarded. I don't want to feel tempted to respond to your Facebook posts and status's. Huffington Post, Drudge Report, NewsMax, FoxNews, everything with a more-than-visible slant shouldn't be considered anything but an editorial. The more passionate people are about hating the opposition the less credit their candidate will recieve.

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