It's like what it'd be like if you secretly hated everything and everyone except pancakes and Wikipedia.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Broad Ripple
Driving through Broad Ripple last night I decided that the bikers at Jimmy Johns and the bikers at Subway are really juts two rival sandwich gangs, and one day... the shits going to go down. Pickles and ketchup and blood everywhere.
People who think the Daily Show is all the news they need.
Piercings. If it's not in your ears, it's fucking weird.
Polo Shirts
Rap
Red Finger/Toenails. Reminds me of old women because that's the only color they know of.
Right Wing Nutjobs
Tattoos. Reminds me of when people put stickers on stuff and they slowly peel away and leave a sticky mess... kind of like that, except with wrinkles and people don't want to hire you.
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