Commercials that shouldn't be.

Vince looks like he will cut you the fuck up and that he should really be saying stuff like, "Look at this fuckin' thing. Man it fuckin' dries shit good, right? Am I fuckin' right? Yeah, I am. Fuckin'.. fuckin' amazing, man. Twenty bucks for like a billion of these shits and they're fuckin' great."






Cabbage Patch dolls meet robotic demonspawn. They're just fucking eerie. And why the fuck are like 3 year olds water skiing and jumping off high dives? Water diaper or not, that's bad parenting.








Okay, first of all, I like my feet scaley. It helps them retain water like reptiles. Secondly, watching that lady dump a pedegg with like 2 ounces of foot-dust in the garbage can is one of the grossest things possible. It seriously looks like she's dumping a Pedegg of curry into the garbage and I'd just be afraid I'd accidentally mix it up with one of my many spices contained in my sharper image digital label spice rack.



And...





Okay, actually, that's an awesome commercial. It has three things I like best: Mr. T, Abrahm's tanks, and Snickers. Fuck soccer and British people. I've never actually seen that commercial on TV, I'm betting it's because the FCC has problems with too much graphic awesomness. And because I heard Mr. T rapes and eats babies for power.